That '70s Show (TV Series)

No Quarter (2003)

Jim Rash: Clerk

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : What HAPPENED between you two?

  Fez : It involves a half-off sale and a pair of pants that made my ass look like an oil painting!

  Clerk : If you mean old and cracked, I agree!

  Fez : I'll see you in Hell!

  Clerk : I'll be wearing your pants!

  [Staring each other down] 

  Eric Forman : I'm, uh, I'm feeling kind of in the way here, so I'm gonna... I'm just gonna...

  [Scurries away]