- Hyde hints he was willing to marry Jackie to stop her leaving for Chicago. New guy Charlie is in the doghouse after turning up drunk and dressed as a schoolgirl. Fez and Kelso discover Jackie is still in Point Place. Donna tries to come up with a leaving gift for Eric, who departs for Africa in three days. Charlie accidentally sees Kitty naked, but it's Red who gets into trouble. Eric's present turns out to be Donna, dressed as Princess Leia. Hyde doesn't know how to react when Jackie repeats her ultimatum, and lets her walk off, angry. Kelso offers to give her a ride to Chicago. Charlie tries to get back on Red's good side - with typically disastrous results. Kelso tries to dump Jackie at the bus station, but she demands he take her all the way. Fes tries to tap into Eric's Star Wars fantasy with Donna.—Steve Green
- Hyde hints he was willing to marry Jackie to stop her leaving for Chicago. Donna is excited to realize that Hyde was going to propose to Jackie.
New guy Charlie is in the doghouse after turning up drunk and dressed as a schoolgirl. Charlie reckons that Red's anger will blow over, since no one can stay mad at a kid for too long. Eric is only happy that there is somebody else to take the heat away from him. Eric seeds Charlie with the idea of some conversation starters with Red and tells him to talk to Red about Vietnam.
Charlie accidentally sees Kitty naked, but it's Red who gets into trouble. Red tells Kitty if he saw her naked, he would turn and run the other way. He says that there is no reason for a 19-year-old boy to be staring at a naked woman of Kitty's age. Charlie tries to get back on Red's good side - with typically disastrous results. He says "how wrong it was for us to get into Vietnam.
Then Fez tells Charlie to walk in on Red naked to prove that he is the biggest idiot in the world and let him off the hook. Charlie follows his advice only to walk in on Kitty naked again!!
Fez and Kelso discover Jackie is still in Point Place. Her mother took off with their car and she is stuck in Point Place till she can figure out how to get out. Jackie is desperate to avoid Hyde.
Eventually they come face to face and Hyde doesn't know how to react when Jackie repeats her ultimatum, and lets her walk off, angry. Jackie is upset that she has a career waiting for her, but she is stuck in Point Place. Kelso offers to give her a ride to Chicago. Kelso tries to dump Jackie at the bus station, but she demands he take her all the way. Chicago is 2 hours away.
Donna tries to come up with a leaving gift for Eric, who departs for Africa in three days. Donna decides to get Eric a pen and pencil set which underwhelms Kitty. Kitty says that a going away gift should be personal, meaningful, and special. She suggests some racy photos. Kitty says that when Red was going to Korea, she had her sister take a few pictures of her in nothing but a fur coat and gave that as a present to Red. Eric knows that Donna is worst gift giver, proven by the man ring and the ugly sweater vest. Eric's present turns out to be Donna, dressed as Princess Leia. Donna says that Eric can do anything he wants to Princess Leia as her force field is down. Eric wants to rub his face against her hair buns. Unfortunately, their session is interrupted when Bob uses too much oil while cooking shrimp and fills the house with smoke. Eric runs out with a Storm Trooper helmet on his face and his underwear. Thankfully, Donna was still fully dressed.
Fez tries to tap into Eric's Star Wars fantasy with Donna by dressing up as a storm trooper and entering Donna's room when she was expecting Eric.
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