That '70s Show (TV Series)
The Acid Queen (2003)
Shannon Elizabeth: Brooke
Quotes
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[after Kelso tries in vain to convince the others he had sex with Brooke, she comes to the basement]
Brooke : Kelso, we have to talk about doing it at the Molly Hatchet concert.
Michael Kelso : Just a second, Brooke.
[to Fez]
Michael Kelso : Burn!
[to Eric and Donna]
Michael Kelso : Burn!
[to Hyde]
Michael Kelso : Burn!
[to Jackie]
Michael Kelso : Burn!
[Kelso runs upstairs to the kitchen]
Michael Kelso : [to Kitty] Burn!
[to Red]
Michael Kelso : Burn!
[Kelso runs back downstairs]
Michael Kelso : So, Brooke. What did you want to talk about?
Brooke : I just found out I'm pregnant.
Michael Kelso : [defensively] I never touched her!
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Brooke : I don't make it with guys at concerts! I read two periodicals a week about the Dewey Decimal System, which I'm sure you've never heard of!
Michael Kelso : I've heard of Dewey Decimal! It's Donald Duck's nephew!