That '70s Show (TV Series)

The Promise Ring (2001)

Ashton Kutcher: Michael Kelso

Quotes 

• Steven Hyde : Forman, you get mushy with Donna, she's gonna see the secret girl inside the man. Now, trust me. You don't wanna let Erica out.

  Michael Kelso : Hah! Erica! That's a good burn. You can't do that with Michael. I'm lucky.

  Steven Hyde : Oh, really, *Michelle*?

• Michael Kelso : Oh, my God! Am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time! Oh! I did it again!

• Eric Forman : [Eric and Kelso meet Leo in a back alley to buy rings for Donna and Jackie]  So, Leo, you sell promise rings?

  Leo : Promise rings, concert tees, 'other stuff'.

  Eric Forman : Really!

  Michael Kelso : That's nice.

  Eric Forman : Yeah. Okay, we'll take two rings and a misdemeanor's worth of the 'other stuff'.

• Michael Kelso : Is it fireworks?

  [Eric stares at him] 

  Michael Kelso : 'Cause if it's something that blows up, I'll go halvsies.

• Michael Kelso : A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthing off.