That '70s Show (TV Series)
Tornado Prom (2002)
Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti
Quotes
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Jackie Burkhart : [Begins the "Wizard of Oz" dream sequence as Dorothy] Oh, Toto. Losing "Snow Queen" has left me searching for guidance. Surely, the Wizard of Oz can help.
[Stops walking as she meets Kelso, as the Scarecrow]
Michael Kelso : Jackie, why'd you make me the Scarecrow? He needs a brain!
Jackie Burkhart : No, no. I made you the Scarecrow because you love chasing birds.
Michael Kelso : I *do* love chasing birds.
[Both of them start walking together but stop when they meet Hyde, as the Tin Man]
Steven Hyde : Is this some kind of joke, 'cause I'm not laughing! Kelso's the Scarecrow?
[chuckles]
Steven Hyde : Yeah.
[the three of them start walking together but stop when they meet Fez, as the Cowardly Lion]
Fez : Look, guys! I'm a bear!
Jackie Burkhart : Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion.
Fez : But, I want to be a bear.
Michael Kelso : At least you have a brain.
Steven Hyde : This sucks.
Jackie Burkhart : Oh, will everyone just shut up? When it's your dream, you can be whatever you want!
Fez : I want to be a bear.
[the four of them start walking together but once again stop as they meet Donna, as the Wicked Witch of the West]
Donna Pinciotti : Jackie, what the hell?
[Eric, as the Flying Monkey, shows up]
Eric Forman : [laughing] She totally made you a witch! That's so awesome!
Donna Pinciotti : She made *you* a flying monkey!
Eric Forman : What?
[Checks himself out]
Eric Forman : Oh, crap!
Donna Pinciotti : Let's kick her ass!
Eric Forman : Yeah!
[Jackie then screams and runs away as the gang angrily chase after her]