That '70s Show (TV Series)
Uncomfortable Ball Stuff (2001)
Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti
Quotes
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[first lines]
Donna Pinciotti : Hey, Mrs. Forman. My dad's making a cheese sandwich, but he's missing some stuff. So, can I borrow bread and cheese?
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Kitty Forman : [sympathetic] Oh, your dad's havin' a hard time without your mom, isn't he?
Reginald "Red" Forman : [looks sideways from his paper] Midge was the brains of that outfit?
[cackles]
Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, Donna.
Eric Forman : [opens the door to the kitchen, enters] Sorry about what?
Reginald "Red" Forman : You, uh, get Donna bread and cheese.
Eric Forman : [confused] Okay.
Donna Pinciotti : [strokes the dress Kitty is ironing] Oh, this is a really nice dress.
Kitty Forman : I know! Isn't it fancy?
[laughs]
Kitty Forman : It's for the Pricemart Ball tomorrow night.
Eric Forman : Oh, right. The Pricemart Ball.
Kitty Forman : [to Eric] So, who are you takin'? Who's the lucky lady?
Eric Forman : Well, I decided not to go. Personal choice.
Reginald "Red" Forman : [not looking up from paper] You don't have a date, do ya?
Eric Forman : Okay. You know what? It's not about "can I get a date". It's about this great book that I'm, like, halfway through. Plus, you know, I could get a date.
[Red laughs]
Eric Forman : I got numbers, buddy!
Kitty Forman : Sure you do, Honey! You're Number One with me!
[laughs hysterically]
Reginald "Red" Forman : [looking up from paper] You're goin' tomorrow night. And you'd better not go stag, Eric. There's nothing worse than an 80-pound boy dancing with his mommy all night.
[Eric slightly rolls his eyes]
Donna Pinciotti : You know what?
[clears throat and takes Eric's arm to turn him toward her]
Donna Pinciotti : I'll go. I told you I would, like, months ago.
Eric Forman : But, that was before the... ugliness.
Donna Pinciotti : [ever-so-slightly dramatic] Eric, I'm over it.
[voice of realization]
Donna Pinciotti : Hey, I'm over it! Oh! I'm... I'm over it!
[Eric's eyes dart to and fro]
Donna Pinciotti : Plus, I mean, last year, they had all-you-can-eat shrimp.
Eric Forman : Well, I mean...
[snorts]
Eric Forman : You know, I'm over it. Hey! I'm over it! Yeah, I'm over it. I was just worried that you might think it was weird, us going out on a date. So, I mean, you know, the... the concern lay with you.
Donna Pinciotti : [amused] Eric, it's not a date!
Eric Forman : It's not. I know. I know it's not a date. It's not a date. It's a... shrimp fest. It's a festival of shrimp, if you will.
Donna Pinciotti : [nods, laughing] Exactly!
Eric Forman : Oh.
Donna Pinciotti : [still amused] I'll see you tomorrow night.
Eric Forman : Okay.
[Donna leaves the kitchen]
Kitty Forman : See, now, look. My little prince is going to the ball.
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Donna Pinciotti : Eric, what the hell! Why are you kissing her? We're on a *date*!
Eric Forman : It *isn't* a date!
Donna Pinciotti : It is now, you bastard! Now go open my door before I kick your ass!