That '70s Show (TV Series)

Who's Been Sleeping Here? (2005)

Wilmer Valderrama: Fez

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : Okay, Fez. Let me ask you a question: if you were choosing godparents, wouldn't you choose Donna and me?

  Fez : Well, in my country we don't have godparents. If something happens to your parents? Tough crap, you're a bum. You Americans and your safety nets.