- Jackie Burkhart: Everyone, I have really exciting news! I joined a Big Sister program, so now I have someone I'd like you all to meet!
- [Pulls Colette into the basement]
- Jackie Burkhart: I call her Little Jackie.
- Colette: For the last frealin' time, I'm NOTJackie! My name i Colette!
- Jackie Burkhart: I'm trying to like her, but she's a little mouthy.
- Bob Pinciotti: Sorry I had to call you guys, but these two are making so much noise I couldn't hear my program!
- Kitty Forman: Bob, did you really have to call the police?
- Bob Pinciotti: Well, how am I supposed to name that tune if I can't even hear the notes?
- Colette: [to Colette] Alright, cheer up, or you're not getting lunch!
- Kitty Forman: [Horrified] Jackie!
- Colette: Oh, don't worry, Donna, YOU'RE getting lunch!
- Donna Pinciotti: Are you going to help me find her?
- Jackie Burkhart: Well, I have to! If we don't find that little girl, I'm going to get, like, a half hour of detention!
- Steven Hyde: [Over police walkie-talkie] Hey, Kelso, did you get the cop car back before your boss found out it was missing?
- Michael Kelso: [to his training officer] Okay, I can explain that...
- Colette: [Waking up in the back seat, rubbing her eyes] Where am I?
- Michael Kelso: Yeah, I CAN'T explain that...