- Karl Rove: Remember when I told you that this guy was aborted 30 years ago and he was a freak? Well, I should have widdled my fingers and trilled my R and said "frrrrreak"! He never even developed. He's survived eating ants... and mice. Oh boy!
- George W. Bush: What do you mean? He's kinda like a midget?
- Karl Rove: Worse than a midget!
- George W. Bush: WORSE THAN A MIDGET?
- Karl Rove: The head of pro-life is on his way here, and from what I heard, he's a freak.
- President George Walker Bush: What kind of a freak?
- Karl Rove: Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but managed to survive. And now he is bitter, he is angry, and he hates to be cancelled on.
- Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor! Say, you got some snoo on your lawn.
- President George Walker Bush: What's snoo, Larry?
- Larry O'Shea: Nothing, what *snoo* with you?
- President George Walker Bush: Maggie, don't you have laundry to do?
- Maggie Hawley: Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds.
- First Lady Laura Bush: I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!
- George W. Bush: [in his office making a speech live reading a teleprompter] My fellow Americans, this week I plan to unite our country and bring both sides of the abortion issue together. In a historic summit. Abortion is a very serious, personal issue. And let me assure all of you that tonight you promised to have dinner with Laura.
- [everyone sees that phrase on the teleprompter]
- George W. Bush: I mean. Let me assure you all that I'll do my best. Good night.
- [leaves the office and goes to Laura]
- George W. Bush: Laura, you have to stop putting reminder messages to me in the teleprompter.
- Laura Bush: I just don't want you to forget our dinner plans. And you don't have time to talk to me.
- George W. Bush: I'm talkin' to you now.
- Laura Bush: All right, fine. I was thinking...
- Princess Stevenson: [Princess runs up to George] Mr. President, Mr. President? Mr. President. I was reviewing your scheduele on my palm pilot and realized that you only have 10 minutes to save the Earth from the Zinthians.
- George W. Bush: That's not a palm pilot, Princess. That's a Gameboy.
- Princess Stevenson: Then what's this?
- [holds out her other hand]
- George W. Bush: That's a cheeseburger. Come on, Princess. Let's have another review session.
- [leaves the room with her]
- Karl Rove: The head of the Anti-Abortion group is here, and I hear he's sort of a freak.
- George W. Bush: What kind of a freak?
- Karl Rove: Well, apparently he was aborted 30 years ago, but survived. He is bitter, he is angry, and he hates being cancelled on.