- Captain Sanity: ...And so you chose to come to Captain Sanity's Superhero Sanitarium?
- The Tick: I had a coupon.
- Captain Sanity: Good, good. Now - let's get in there and see what makes ya tick.
- The Tick: ...
- Captain Sanity: Just relax, I AM a professional.
- The Tick: You're just some head in a water cooler!
- Captain Sanity: Now you're getting defensive.
- Captain Sanity: When I count to three, you will enter a hypnotic trance.
- The Tick: Yes master...
- Captain Sanity: Not yet!
- The Tick: Oh, okay.