Titus (TV Series)
Dad's Dead (2000)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Dave Scouvel : Titus stole a federal mailbox.
Christopher Titus : I was drunk... and it was giving me attitude.
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Christopher Titus : What do you mean "dad is dead"?
Dave Scouvel : [stammering] I... think... dad is dead!
Christopher Titus : Not a lot of grey area here, Dave. Dead, not dead. Is there a pulse?
Dave Scouvel : I don't know.
Christopher Titus : I have taken half a day off work! There better be a corpse! I mean... what makes you think he's dead?
Dave Scouvel : He's been in his room for four days now.
Christopher Titus : Right, and?
Dave Scouvel : Without getting a beer.
Christopher Titus : Oh my God.
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[Dave is reluctant to see if Ken is dead]
Dave Scouvel : I'm not going in there. I'll be scarred for life.
Christopher Titus : Dave, you've been living with the man since you were eight. You ARE scarred for life!
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Erin Fitzpatrick : So what makes you think he's dead?
Dave Scouvel : Well, he's been in his room for four days now.
Erin Fitzpatrick : Right, and?
Christopher Titus : Without getting a beer.
Erin Fitzpatrick : [shocked] Oh my God!
Christopher Titus , Dave Scouvel : Yeah.