Titus (TV Series)

Dad's Dead (2000)

Cynthia Watros: Erin Fitzpatrick

Quotes 

• Erin Fitzpatrick : So what makes you think he's dead?

  Dave Scouvel : Well, he's been in his room for four days now.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Right, and?

  Christopher Titus : Without getting a beer.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [shocked]  Oh my God!

  Christopher Titus , Dave Scouvel : Yeah.

• Erin Fitzpatrick : So I'm sitting in a meeting when my pager goes off with a message. It says "Dad's dead." So I race out of the meeting and drive all the way to Santa Maria because, naturally, I think "MY DAD'S DEAD"!

  Christopher Titus : Honey, your dad is *not* dead.

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [with dry sarcasm]  Yeah, I know that now.

  [back to normal] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Because if he were, what I walked in on my mother doing to him would be so... *sick*.