Titus (TV Series)
Grandma Titus (2002)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Dave Scouvel : Adam and I could've surfed together. He could've taught me how to play the piano.
Christopher Titus : Dave, stop!
Dave Scouvel : I bet Adam would've let me sleep with Erin!
Christopher Titus : Hey, no way! Erin never would've went out with Adam, bec...
[realizes]
Christopher Titus : THERE'S NO ADAM!
Dave Scouvel : Don't you sully his memory!
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Grandma Titus : You know, you're the best grandson. I guess, I... I don't know you from Adam.
Dave Scouvel : Who's Adam? Did we have another brother?
Christopher Titus : [sarcastically] Yeah, Dave. We had another brother. He was a Siamese twin. You were seperated at birth, and now he works at a freak show.
Dave Scouvel : I knew it!
[feels his side]
Dave Scouvel : Appendix scar, my ass!