Titus (TV Series)
Mom's Not Nuts (2000)
Stacy Keach: Ken Titus
Quotes
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Christopher Titus : [accidentally walking in on Ken and Juanita having sex] Dad, what are you doing?
Ken Titus : Hmm? Didn't I explain all this to you when you were five?
Christopher Titus : Dad, she is doing it again. I am trying to protect you.
Ken Titus : Protect me from what? A beautiful, heavily medicated woman who wants to bow to my every wish?
Christopher Titus : Which part of you is speaking, Dad? You or your gonads?
Ken Titus : Right now, they have power of attorney.
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Ken Titus : I hear Looney Tunes made dinner. I'm surprised; usually, the turkey is saying such threatening things to her, she can't get close enough to cook it.