Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : [Erin sits next to Titus' mother]  Honey, you're in her kill zone.

• Christopher Titus : [accidentally walking in on Ken and Juanita having sex]  Dad, what are you doing?

  Ken Titus : Hmm? Didn't I explain all this to you when you were five?

  Christopher Titus : Dad, she is doing it again. I am trying to protect you.

  Ken Titus : Protect me from what? A beautiful, heavily medicated woman who wants to bow to my every wish?

  Christopher Titus : Which part of you is speaking, Dad? You or your gonads?

  Ken Titus : Right now, they have power of attorney.

• [after Christopher's mother shows up at the house] 

  Christopher Titus : Honey, this is not a drill. This is not Tommy dressed as mom. *This is mom*.