Quotes
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Christopher Titus : What's the worst thing you can do to a pretty woman?
Ken Titus : Throw hot acid in her face.
[Titus spit-takes his coffee]
Christopher Titus : Dad, more practical joke, less lifetime deformity.
Ken Titus : I was talking hypothetically! I love Erin!
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[after learning Christopher doesn't have bone cancer]
Ken Titus : I don't think I can stand three thousand miles of wussy!
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[spotting a hitchhiker]
Christopher Titus : It's one a.m. in the morning in the desert. She's either a werewolf or an alien.
Ken Titus : Maybe she came to our planet to see if there's life in my pants!
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[after realizing Erin lied about the other one having bone cancer]
Christopher Titus : "If anyone can make the name live on, you can."
[scoffs]
Christopher Titus : You're a woman!
Ken Titus : Hey, sound familiar? "Raisins. We're calling it raisins." You squat to pee!