Quotes
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[first lines]
Christopher Titus : Your first leader is your dad. 'course he controls your food and shelter, so, he's not really a leader, he's more of a fascist dictator. But dictators have dreams too. Your dad doesn't. He gave them up when he had you. So remember that next time you say, "I don't want to cut the lawn." Just shut up and mow the grass and save the lip for your teachers.
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Christopher Titus : [about his hot rod business tanking] I was desperate, and you laughed in my face!
Ken Titus : Son, the only reason I did that was because... it was so funny!
[Ken cackles with laughter]
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Christopher Titus : People on TV suck. If you ever meet somebody from TV, I want you to punch them right in the face. It'll probably get you on TV.