Titus (TV Series)

The Session (2002)

Christopher Titus: Christopher Titus

Quotes 

• [Titus ruins Erin's therapy session when he finds out she used him] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick : [seeing his family]  Hey, I didn't know they were watching, I thought it was just my class!

  Christopher Titus : Oh, so it's all right to gut me emotionally in front of strangers, huh?

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Oh my God... but we had a breakthrough, and you still trust me, right?

  Christopher Titus : Yeah - hope you get an A...

  [He leaves] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Christopher...!

  Dave Titus : Erin, there's glass - don't hurt your feet!

  [neutral space] 

  Christopher Titus : No one's really happy. And until therapists realize that you can't trust anyone and that hardship is a necessary part of existence, the sooner they will realise that their use is COMPLETELY WORTHLESS! No - they have WORTH DEFICIT DISORDER!

  [switches off the bulb] 

• [Erin and Titus are seeing a therapist, while the rest of the family is watching them, hidden by a one-way glass panel. Erin has finally gotten Titus to confess he trusts her] 

  Christopher Titus : [crying]  You're right, I do trust you, I do!

  Ken Titus : Wussy!

  Erin Fitzpatrick : It's OK, Christopher, it's OK, we trust each other now, and it's all OK.

  Christopher Titus : Come on, let's make out on the shrink's desk!

  [Everybody rushes for the panel for a better look...] 

• [first lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Nobody's really happy. We used to be, before the psychologists made everything a syndrome. Or a dis-order. Before then, you weren't obsessive compulsive. You were, clean. You weren't schizophrenic, you were just damned good at impressions. There was no attention deficit disorder. I need a new chair. Are those drapes or a blind. My butt itches. Do we have a TV ?

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : Nobody's really happy. And as soon as society realises that you can't trust anyone and that hardship is a natural part of existence, the sooner the therapists will realise that they are WORTHLESS! Sorry. They have WORTH DEFICIT DISORDER!