Mary Lou Rosato: Nurse Kathy

Quotes 

• Nurse Kathy : You guys are being so nice, and since I'm going to be a part of your father's life, which makes me part of your life, I hope I can give you what your other mothers couldn't.

  Christopher Titus : [cut to the Neutral Space]  Kathy will be my sixth mother, which means "Here comes the 'I-hope-I-can-give-you-what-your-other-mothers-couldn't' speech."

  [pause] 

  Christopher Titus : Okay, Kathy...

  [holds up wooden Viking shield] 

  Christopher Titus : ... show me what you got!

  Nurse Kathy : [back to reality]  I want you to know I'm on your side.

  Christopher Titus : [back to Neutral Space]  She's on my side...

  [arrow flies in from offscreen and Titus ducks behind the shield as the arrow hits the top portion] 

  Christopher Titus : Ooohhhh... worked for stepmom #2 and 4, not today!

  Nurse Kathy : [back to reality]  I know I can't be your mom, but I'd like to be your friend...

  Christopher Titus : [back to Neutral Space]  She can't be my mom, but she'd like to be my friend.

  [arrow hits the bottom portion of the shield] 

  Christopher Titus : Oooohhhh... my real mom said that.

  Nurse Kathy : [back to reality]  ... because you are such an upstanding young man. At least that's what your dad says.

  Christopher Titus : What?

  [back to the Neutral Space] 

  Christopher Titus : Dad said that?

  [lowers sheidl, arrow hits him in the chest] 

• Ken Titus : Kat, let me get something straight. You tricked my boys into moving Dave's stuff out and your stuff in, and then you told them I was proud of them?

  Nurse Kathy : Yes, Kenny, I did.

  [pause] 

  Ken Titus : You are my best friend.

  [to the others] 

  Ken Titus : Surprise!