Quotes
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Tommy Shafter : That's it! I am out of here. You know,
[motions to Ken]
Tommy Shafter : a man who's been married five times questioning *my* manhood?
[motions to Christopher and Erin]
Tommy Shafter : And the two of you just sleeping around on each other! You people make me sick, I need a shower!
Ken Titus : Maybe it'll be filled with naked men.
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Christopher Titus : Tommy's a hypochondriac. In fourth grade, he traded his lunch with another kid so he could get in the vaccination line twice.
[flashback]
Tommy Shafter : [lifting up his shirt] Feel this. I think it's a lump.
Christopher Titus : It's your nipple.
[Dave reaches out to touch it, but Titus slaps his hand away]
Christopher Titus : Turn the heat up.
