Mary Lou Rosato: Nurse Kathy

Quotes 

• Christopher Titus : You're a nurse. You're supposed to be sterile and clean. And having sex with my dad, dirty.

  Nurse Kathy : It's not just sex. I love him.

  [Christopher, Erin, Tommy and Dave burst out laughing] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick : Say it again. Say it again.

  Nurse Kathy : I love him.

  [more laughter] 

  Nurse Kathy : People laugh at what they don't understand.

  Christopher Titus : No, no. No, we get it and it's hilarious. Because, because every woman who falls in love with my dad ends up trying to kill him.

  [laughs] 

  Erin Fitzpatrick : What's funny about that?

  Christopher Titus : Laughter, absolute terror. Fine line.

• Nurse Kathy : Are you talking? Because I'm fine with you dying. The murderer has paid me through the end of the week.

  Christopher Titus : Woah, woah, woah. *Attempted* murderer. And I would have plead it down to manslaughter.

• Christopher Titus : [Kathy throws the gang out for agitating Ken]  Me? YOU'RE the one having sex with him. You're agitating him!

  Nurse Kathy : That's what you know. I'm always on TOP!

  Christopher Titus : [in Neutral Space, Titus is rocking in his chair, horrified, with his hands over his ears, singing]  The firrrrrst noellllll...

  Nurse Kathy : [as she mimes riding a horse in front of a horrified Titus, Dave, Erin and Tommy]  THAT'S RIGHT BABY! RIDING HIGH!

  Ken Titus : [puts arm around Kathy]  Look at me, I'm a cowboy!