Titus (TV Series)
Titus Is Dead (2000)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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Tommy Shafter : [shocked] Mr. Titus and the nurse are having sex!
Dave Scouvel : Ohh! That would explain the sounds of Dad and the nurse having sex.
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Erin Fitzpatrick : Here's some rubbing alcohol.
Christopher Titus : Ahh, pour it in my eyes!
Christopher Titus : What?
Christopher Titus : The nurse and dad are having *sex*!
[Erin gasps]
Tommy Shafter : [entering from the living room] Mr. Titus wants some salt, but I think I can sneak some Mrs. Dash by him.
Erin Fitzpatrick : Papa Titus and the nurse are having sex!
[Tommy begins wheezing]
Christopher Titus : Tommy!
Tommy Shafter : [still wheezing] Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
Christopher Titus : Tommy!
Dave Scouvel : [entering from the bedroom] Now that is Jell-O with a capital "O".
Tommy Shafter : [still wheezing] Mr. Titus and the nurse are having sex!
Dave Scouvel : Wow. That would explain the sounds of dad and the nurse having sex.
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[Ken has said that he loves Kathy, the personal nurse Titus hired]
Christopher Titus : It's just the angina talking!
Dave Scouvel : [gasp] It talks?
Christopher Titus : *AN*gina.