Titus (TV Series)
Tommy's Not Gay (2001)
Zack Ward: Dave Scouvel
Quotes
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[Titus, Erin, and Dave are trying to prove that Tommy isn't gay]
Dave Scouvel : I'll settle this.
Tommy Shafter : What?
[Dave grabs Tommy and kisses him - long and hard]
Tommy Shafter : [disgusted] Oh, my God!
Dave Scouvel : Did you like that?
Tommy Shafter : No!
Dave Scouvel : Then you're not gay.
Tommy Shafter : What?
Dave Scouvel : Hey, if he's not turned on by me, he's not gay.
Christopher Titus : [scared] You have got to stop smoking pot.
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Dave Scouvel : Anybody who beat up a gay guy is probably gay.
Christopher Titus : If you even *look* at your lip balm, I will punch you myself.
Dave Scouvel : Well, that is ridiculous.
[as Titus turns around, Dave quickly squirts breath spray into his mouth]
Dave Scouvel : [Titus turns back and stares menacingly at Dave]
[as Titus turns around, Dave quickly squirts breath spray into his mouth]
Christopher Titus : [Titus turns back] *Dave*!
[Dave squirts breath spray into Titus' mouth]