Titus (TV Series)
What's Up, Hollywood (2000)
Stacy Keach: Ken Titus
Quotes
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Christopher Titus : You got arrested for drunk driving and it's my fault?
Ken Titus : You built me a cop magnet! I might as well be a black guy driving a large powdered doughnut!
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Ken Titus : You're being too hard on yourself, son.
Christopher Titus : "Son"?
Tommy Shafter : "Too hard on yourself"?
Dave : "Being"?
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Ken Titus : This fruity, freaky pick-up you built me! It got me arrested!
Christopher Titus : What?
Tommy Shafter : Mr. Titus, calm down.
Ken Titus : Shut up, I'm talking to my moron!
Christopher Titus : "Moron?"
Tommy Shafter : "Shut up"?
Dave Titus : "I'm"?
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Ken Titus : Look, can't I just tell my son that I'm proud of him and I love him?
Christopher Titus : No!
Ken Titus : [angry] Yes I can! Now hug me!
Christopher Titus : [angry] All right!
[they hug]
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Ken Titus : What the hell did you do to my truck?
Tommy Shafter : Come on Mr. Titus, be nice. It's got 20-inch foose-billet wheels, custom paint, shift-kit, 2-4 suspension, drop-ported heads. Oh, man if you don't think this is the most bitchin-est double throw-down street truck you've ever seen, you can kiss my ass!
[scared]
Tommy Shafter : I am so sorry.
Christopher Titus : It's okay, Tommy. Dad, this is the best work I have ever done. I'm really proud of it. Come on.
Ken Titus : I love it.
Christopher Titus : And?
Ken Titus : It's great.
Christopher Titus : Okay, you're not even trying. Can someone get him a beer, right now?
Dave Scouvel : Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's my middle name?
Ken Titus : How the hell should I know?
Dave Scouvel : It's Dad, all right.
Christopher Titus : Okay Dad, what exactly do you "love" about the truck?
Ken Titus : Well, the wheels, the grill, the paint. Good job, boy!
Christopher Titus : [terrified] I don't know what your game is Old Man, but this truck sucks and you know it!