Tim Lounibos: Chip Takasaki

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Christopher Titus : I've heard tell of an urban legend. A son let his father off the hook when he could have fried him in front of his lady friend. Would have been true, too, if the son had not also gone to high school with Chip Takasaki.

  [switches on tape] 

  Chip Takasaki : And remember, on the sobriety test, you're supposed to touch your own nose.

  Christopher Titus : [laughs] 

  [takes the tape from the player] 

  Christopher Titus : That killed me.

  [locks the tape in a vault] 

  Christopher Titus : I can not wait until episode twenty seven. When the legend continues.

  Christopher Titus : [switches off light] 

  [howls like a wolf] 

  Christopher Titus : [switches on light]  That was me.