Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : [noting a recent People magazine article about him]  They said I was feared.

  Ed McMahon : Right.

  Johnny Carson : One of the most feared people in show business. Now, that's not... that's not true, is it?

  Ed McMahon : Gosh, what - what would I be able to say?

• Johnny Carson : [on the popularity of video game consoles]  See, the whole family can use the television screen now for something stupid, without checking TV Guide.

• Johnny Carson : There was a, uh, a scandal in the toy department at Zody's today. G.I. Joe was seen coming out of the, uh, of the dollhouse with Gay Bob.

• Johnny Carson : [showing a Sweet Lips doll that opens its mouth]  That was originally called Deep Barbie.