The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Sally Field/Thalassa Cruso (1982)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [displaying an Arizona ad for a Christmas vasectomy discount] Now, there's a perfect gift for the man who will - who will have nothing.
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Johnny Carson : [reading a letter from a viewer] If a comedian tells a joke in the forest, and nobody laughs, is it still funny?
Ed McMahon : ...That could apply also to a monologue.
Johnny Carson : Or an announcer.
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Johnny Carson : The idea of this bit is...
Ed McMahon : Do have a lot of faith in this bit?
Johnny Carson : You must think positively.
Ed McMahon : I mean, this is gonna be something hilarious, you're trying to tell us.
Johnny Carson : No, we don't say that. We say this possibly could be - could be amusing.
Ed McMahon : Could be funny... Amusing - alright.
Johnny Carson : Could be amusing, and could be one of those... "that's interesting" type of things.