Cast (in credits order)
| Harry Hill | ... | Self - Presenter | |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
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Cheryl Baker | ... | Self |
| Katie Boyle | ... | Self (as Catherine Boyle) | |
| Dana | ... | Self | |
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Bobby Gubby | ... | Self (as Bobby Gee) |
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Stuart Maconie | ... | Narrator (voice) |
| Nana Mouskouri | ... | Self | |
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Mike Nolan | ... | Self |
| Cliff Richard | ... | Self | |
| Björn Ulvaeus | ... | Self | |
| Terry Wogan | ... | Self | |