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Kirby Scroggins: [at the Frostee King, Kirby walks up to the most popular girl there] Hi! I sit next to you in Geometry. I'm the one you cheat off of. I got an A in Geometry this semester, so I assume you did, too. Congratulations!
Big Jock: Get outta here, punk.
Kirby Scroggins: I can do that.
Kirby Scroggins: [he walks over to where Riley Roberts is sitting] Hey, Roberts!
Riley Roberts: Scroggins!
Kirby Scroggins: How're you doin'?
Riley Roberts: Good. I'm waiting for my date. I'm meeting her here at the Frostee King, because this is the premier hangout in this bustling metropolis.
Kirby Scroggins: Yeah, this is the best that Pyramid Corners has to offer.
Riley Roberts: Oh, yeah. This is as good as it comes.
Kirby Scroggins: Bet you didn't have anything like this in Cincinnati.
Riley Roberts: No. I don't miss Cincinnati at all. I'm just gonna sit here and eat my hand!
Kirby Scroggins: Roberts, can I ask you somethin'?
Riley Roberts: Yeah, it would be the highlight of my night.
Kirby Scroggins: What is it with you and women?
Riley Roberts: What do you mean?
Kirby Scroggins: I mean, they talk to ya.
Riley Roberts: Come on, Kirby, I've seen girls talk to you.
Kirby Scroggins: I can generally get them to answer a yes-or-no question, but how come they go for you and not me? I mean, we're both good looking men of the world.
Riley Roberts: I don't know, Kirby, it's probably because I'm a senior.
Kirby Scroggins: I'm not a senior for three more years. I can't wait that long to be interesting for girls. I'd explode!