- Tess: Thirty-two cents to send a piece of paper from here to there. Ben told me this would happen but I didn't believe him.
- Monica: Ben?
- Tess: My good old friend Ben Franklin. I helped him start the post office a couple centuries ago.
- Monica: You told me he was a nosy motormouth.
- Tess: Well, most of my best friends are motormouths if you get my meaning.