Touched by an Angel (TV Series)

Rock 'n' Roll Dad (1996)

Spencer Klein: Dylan Mateos

Quotes 

• Dylan Mateos : I'm sorry, if you're making a delivery go to the service entrance; no autographs or pictures, please; and if you haven't announced yourself at the gate I must ask you to leave.

  Tess : I am your new nanny.

  Dylan Mateos : I didn't have an old nanny.

  Tess : Well, you got a new one now. Let me talk to your mother.

  Dylan Mateos : I'm sorry, if you're making a delivery go to the service...

  Tess : Back off... and get your mama.

  Dylan Mateos : OK...

  Tess : ...And what are you snickering at?

  Monica : You have such a wonderful way with children, Tess. They respond so well to you.

  Tess : You keep that up and watch how I respond to *you*, Miss Wings.

• Dylan Mateos : God is dead.

  Tess : Says who?

  Dylan Mateos : My dad.

  Tess : Is that so; well, I'd like to see his research.

• Monica : How can you be mad at someone if they're dead?

  Dylan Mateos : Your mom?

  Monica : God.

  Dylan Mateos : I happen to know that He's alive and kicking.

• Monica : You can't send a letter to Heaven.

  Dylan Mateos : Sure you can. You don't even need paper; you could write it with your heart.

  Monica : That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

  Dylan Mateos : You want to believe it, though, don'cha?

• Tess : This is a beautiful letter. God loves good penmanship.

  Dylan Mateos : I figured.

• Dylan Mateos : Monica says when you're mad you should write a letter to God.

  Samantha Mateos : That is so lame.

  Tess : Well, lame or not, it would do you good; you'd be surprised at what He can write back.

  Dylan Mateos : Ya gotta have good handwriting, though.