- Krusty the Clown: Hi, boys and girls! Welcome to the Krusty the Clown Show! Let's meet some of our guests in our studio audience shall we?
- [to Maggie Simpson]
- Krusty the Clown: What's your name little girl?
- [Maggie continues sucking on her pacifier, saying nothing]
- Krusty the Clown: OK, what's your name little boy?
- Bart Simpson: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
- Krusty the Clown: [grumbles, trying to control his temper] Why I'm you old pal Krusty!
- Bart Simpson: Oh, yeah? Then what's Krusty's secret motto?
- Krusty the Clown: [trying to remember] Uh... oh, if you're feeling sad and blue, keep a Krusty smile on you!
- Bart Simpson: Look man, I don't know how you found out Krusty's secret motto, but you're still an imposter!
- [Bart pulls off Krusty's red nose and pushes him to the floor as he grabs Krusty's microphone amid boos and jeers from the rest of the studio audience]
- Bart Simpson: Kids in TV land, you're being duped by this imposter who...
- Krusty the Clown: [rises and begins choking Bart; gruff voice] Why you little... !