- [Becky the pharmacist dials a phone number and a voice-message comes on]
- Becky's Father: [voice-over] Hi, this is Joe.
- Becky's Mother: [voice-over] And this is Doris.
- Becky's Father, Becky's Mother: And we're the Fonzpicks!
- Becky's Mother: We're not home right now. We're out enjoying our golden year.
- Becky's Father: Or we're in the bedroom fooling around!
- Becky's Mother: We're just out so...
- Becky's Father, Becky's Mother: Leave a message after the beep!
- [the awswering machine beeps]
- Becky: [into the phone] Hi Mom, hi Dad. This is Roberta. You know... Becky. I just called to tell you that I'm going to kill myself, and that you're only partially to blame.
- [Becky hangs up]
- [a robber breaks into the pharmacy just as Becky is swallowing various pills]
- The Robber: All right! Open the cash register and give me all the money, now!
- Becky: [laughs] Absolutely not!
- The Robber: You wanna die?
- Becky: Yes, I do!
- The Robber: I'm not kidding, lady! Open the cash register now, or you'll not live to go home to sleep tonight!
- Becky: Go ahead and shoot me if you want. I just took about 14 different kinds of sleeping pills that should put me to sleep forever!