Gregory Harrison: Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates

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• Trapper John McIntyre : [Atop the Titanic]  Gonzo, I read your application. Your credentials are pretty impressive. Y'know, I did a hitch in a MASH Unit myself.

  Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates : I know.

  Trapper John McIntyre : Really?

  Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates : Sure. That's why I came here for a job. Ol' Trapper John's kind of a legend, part of the MASH folklore.

  Trapper John McIntyre : You're kidding?

  Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates : Truth. You and your pal Hawkeye, you had the whole army in your pockets.

  Trapper John McIntyre : [Wistfully]  Yeah, we had it wired, alright. Why, I remember when the nurses' shower got plugged up once and we... Never mind. I want to know more about you.

• [last lines] 

  Reverend Barnaby Box : [a white limo pulls up beside the Titanic, Rev. Box emerges excitedly]  Doctors! Doctors! I've come to bid you good-bye. I'm leaving today for the Vatican. I have an audience with His Holiness the Pope!

  Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates : Isn't he a little out of your league?

  Reverend Barnaby Box : I had this vision last night. I want to discuss it with him. I know he'll be very interested! Arrivederci!

  [the limo drives off] 

  Dr. George Alonzo 'Gonzo' Gates : I think that clown's buckin' for sainthood. With our vision.

  Trapper John McIntyre : Suppose he gets it? What does that make us?

  [laughter, music swells, roll end credits]