- Narrator: [opening narration for "The Shadow Man"] When you're thirteen years old, you're supposed to be beyond those childhood fears of things that go bump in the night. Supposed to be. But for Danny Hayes, those fears are about to rear up before him, from the shadows... of the Twilight Zone.
- Narrator: [opening narration for "Opening Day"] The perfect crime is the one nobody realizes has been committed. Every day, we commit a dozen perfect crimes in our mind, and we never get punished, because those crimes never happen. That's the way it is in the real world. But murder, like a bad meal, has a way of repeating, especially when the bloody stroke is struck... in the Twilight Zone.
- The Shadow Man (segment "The Shadow Man"): I am The Shadow Man. And I will never harm the person under whose bed I live.
- Uncle Devil (segment "The Uncle Devil Show"): [as he pours massive amounts of sugar over a bowl of cereal] Remember kids, always have it the way that I do. With plenty of sweets and candy bars in between meals! And never ever brush your teeth!