Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (TV Series)

Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble (1999)

Richard Ruccolo: Pete Dunville

Quotes 

• [Johnny has entered behind them] 

  Pete Dunville : Obviously you don't love Johnny the way I do

  Berg : I love Johnny

  Pete Dunville : I love Johnny too

  Johnny Donnelly : Guys I don't know how to tell you this but I'm already in a relationship

  [he smacks their butts] 

• [Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem] 

  Pete Dunville : If there's three players on this side and there's nine players on this side it's

  Michael Rush : 9 to 3, stop looking at me it's 9 to 3

  Berg : 3 to 1!

  Pete Dunville : Very good Berg, tonight you get an extra hour of TV

• [after discovering Berg took Michael to the dog track] 

  Pete Dunville : [through his teeth]  Michael go get ready for hockey practice, I need to talk to Berg

  Michael Rush : Oh boy, that's never good news at my house

  Berg : Me neither

• Pete Dunville : [to Berg]  Stay here and watch the pizza place and try not to take it to the dog track

• Berg : Michael come here, I want to talk to you for a minute

  [Michael sits on the couch] 

  Berg : it's my fault you cheated

  Michael Rush : I didn't cheat

  Berg : What?

  Pete Dunville : Come on, let's go

  Berg : Hold on Pete, what do you mean you didn't cheat?

  Michael Rush : They thought I was cheating because I got all the answers right, they made me do the test in front of the principal, he had to apologize to me

  Berg : Peter?

  Pete Dunville : Just because it worked out, doesn't mean you were right

  Berg : Funny I feel right

• Berg : You're too young to bet!

  Michael Rush : You said!

  Berg : No I didn't tell you, you're going to go back tomorrow and give those shoes back to Jimmy Peterson

  Michael Rush : Do I have you?

  Berg : You bet your ass

  Pete Dunville : Berg?

  Berg : Rectum

  [Michael laughs] 

• Pete Dunville : Between the two of us, we're gonna make one pretty good Dad

  [They exit the apartment and Michael walks out in his hockey gear] 

  Michael Rush : Pete? Berg?

  [Pete and Berg both barge back in repeatedly saying Sorry] 

• Kaitlin Rush : Do you have a kid to go with this stuff?

  Pete Dunville : Oh Michael is across the street in the park with Berg completing his Jedi training, the force is strong with him