- [Johnny has entered behind them]
- Pete Dunville: Obviously you don't love Johnny the way I do
- Berg: I love Johnny
- Pete Dunville: I love Johnny too
- Johnny Donnelly: Guys I don't know how to tell you this but I'm already in a relationship
- [he smacks their butts]
- [Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem]
- Pete Dunville: If there's three players on this side and there's nine players on this side it's
- Michael Rush: 9 to 3, stop looking at me it's 9 to 3
- Berg: 3 to 1!
- Pete Dunville: Very good Berg, tonight you get an extra hour of TV
- [after discovering Berg took Michael to the dog track]
- Pete Dunville: [through his teeth] Michael go get ready for hockey practice, I need to talk to Berg
- Michael Rush: Oh boy, that's never good news at my house
- Berg: Me neither
- Pete Dunville: [to Berg] Stay here and watch the pizza place and try not to take it to the dog track
- Berg: Michael come here, I want to talk to you for a minute
- [Michael sits on the couch]
- Berg: it's my fault you cheated
- Michael Rush: I didn't cheat
- Berg: What?
- Pete Dunville: Come on, let's go
- Berg: Hold on Pete, what do you mean you didn't cheat?
- Michael Rush: They thought I was cheating because I got all the answers right, they made me do the test in front of the principal, he had to apologize to me
- Berg: Peter?
- Pete Dunville: Just because it worked out, doesn't mean you were right
- Berg: Funny I feel right
- Berg: You're too young to bet!
- Michael Rush: You said!
- Berg: No I didn't tell you, you're going to go back tomorrow and give those shoes back to Jimmy Peterson
- Michael Rush: Do I have you?
- Berg: You bet your ass
- Pete Dunville: Berg?
- Berg: Rectum
- [Michael laughs]
- Pete Dunville: Between the two of us, we're gonna make one pretty good Dad
- [They exit the apartment and Michael walks out in his hockey gear]
- Michael Rush: Pete? Berg?
- [Pete and Berg both barge back in repeatedly saying Sorry]
- Kaitlin Rush: [About Michael] Boys need their toys
- [Pete opens the door and Berg is twirling around a green light saber]
- Berg: Luke come to the dark side of the force
- Kaitlin Rush: [to Pete] He'll be fine
- Kaitlin Rush: Do you have a kid to go with this stuff?
- Pete Dunville: Oh Michael is across the street in the park with Berg completing his Jedi training, the force is strong with him