Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004)
Megan Fox: Prudence
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Quotes
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Prudence : Hi, Alan. What kind of car do you drive?
Alan Harper : Uh, uh, a Volvo station wagon.
Prudence : [to Charlie] What do you got?
Charlie Harper : [hurriedly] I got nothing. Not a damn thing!
Jake Harper : [Jake enters] Hey, Prudence! I set up my XBox. You ready to play?
Prudence : Sure!
Berta : [from off screen] Get to work, Prudence!
Prudence : Maybe later, handsome.
[under her breath]
Prudence : Stupid old woman.
Jake Harper : Isn't she wonderful?
Alan Harper : [simultaneously with Charlie] Dear God!
Charlie Harper : [simultaneously with Alan] Oh, hell!
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Berta : [about her granddaughter, whom she has brought with her] She's playing with Jake.
Alan Harper : Oh, good! A little playmate for Jake. That'll give him something to do for today.
Charlie Harper : I just hope they're quiet, 'cause I've got a lot of work to do.
Prudence : [entering, wearing a skimpy top and skimpier hip-hugger jean-shorts] Nana, did you throw out my cigarettes again?
Alan Harper : [simultaneously with Charlie] Dear God!
Charlie Harper : [simultaneously with Alan] Oh, hell!
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Prudence : [sunbathing, tries to hand Alan suntan lotion] Can you put some of this on my back?
Alan Harper : No!
Prudence : If you don't, I'll burn.
Alan Harper : If I do, *I* will.