Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Does This Smell Funny to You (2005)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [opens the front door to find Evelyn cavorting with "Uncle Norman", and blocks Jake from entering]  We can't go in there right now.

  Jake Harper : [eager to use the bathroom]  Come on, why not?

  Alan Harper : [bluntly]  Because I can't afford to send you to *therapy* for the rest of your life.