Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : Well, gadzooks! Zippy's getting his freak on!

  Charlie Harper : Yeah, it seems we're living in an age of miracles.

  Berta : I guess if they can put a man on the moon, they can put a woman on your brother. Who's the girl?

  Charlie Harper : I don't know. He met her at the supermarket. Helped her pick out corn.

  Berta : Corn ?

  [Charlie shrugs] 

  Berta : Huh. Well, I'm not in any position to judge. I once did a guy for a tank of gas.