Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2004)

Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie : Mom! Thank God, you're here!

  Evelyn Harper : Oh, I don't need your sarcasm, Charlie.

• Evelyn Harper : [Alan puts his hand up to protect himself from another slap on the head]  I'm not going to hit you, darling.

  Evelyn Harper : [Alan lowers his hand]  Charlie?

  [Charlie hits Alan] 

• Evelyn Harper : [to Alan]  Ohhh, my randy little nincompoop. Listen, if I had gotten married after every weekend of hot, sweaty debauchery with a virtual stranger, you'd have... Well, many more stepfathers than you already have.