Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : [about Jake]  Did you check to see if he's constipated?

  Alan Harper : Berta, his mother and I are going through a divorce, and there's a lot of emotions he hasn't processed.

  Berta : Maybe so, but there's also a lot of string cheese he hasn't processed.