Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Hi, Mr. Horned One (2005)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Charlie : Secret elixir, huh? Well, I'm usually more of a bourbon guy but when push comes to shove I don't know what the hell's in that either.

• Charlie : [noticing he's the only male guest, at Isabella's party]  So where are all the guys? How come I'm the only weenie in this pot of beans?

• Alan Harper : [handing the telephone to Charlie]  Mom wants to ask you something.

  Charlie : [taking the telephone, cheerfully says]  Hi, Mom, *no*!

  [hangs up]