Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Pilot (2003)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Jake : Why is your head exploding?
Charlie : Well, I drank a little too much wine last night.
Jake : If it makes you feel bad, why do you drink it?
Charlie : Nobody likes a wise-ass, Jake.
Jake : You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass".
Charlie : Tell you what. Here's $20. That should cover me until lunch.