Two of a Kind (TV Series)

First Crush (1998)

David Valcin: Eddie Fairbanks

Quotes 

• Eddie Fairbanks : Kev, you call this a toolbox: a hammer, two screwdrivers, and a steak knife?

  Kevin Burke : When did I get a hammer?

• Eddie Fairbanks : Look, buddy, if I'm gonna fix your window, I'm going to need a plane.

  Kevin Burke : Can't you use the steak knife?

  Eddie Fairbanks : I'm a plumber, not MacGyver.