Two of a Kind (TV Series)
Kevin Burke's Day Off (1999)
Christopher Sieber: Kevin Burke
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Quotes
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Kevin Burke : [to Carrie] Excuse me. This class I'm hurrying to get to... you're in it.
Carrie Moore : I know. I'm not going.
Kevin Burke : Why, don't you feel well?
Carrie Moore : Oh, no, I feel fine. I just have been working really hard lately, so I'm giving myself a mental health day.
[the car horn honks]
Kevin Burke : You're cutting all your classes? You're gonna miss my lecture.
Carrie Moore : I'll just borrow the notes from Paul.
Kevin Burke : Carrie, you're missing my point.
[the car horn honks again]
Carrie Moore : Ashley's waiting.
Kevin Burke : Yeah, I heard. Carrie, I just don't think you're setting a very good example for impressionable, young girls like...
[the car horn honks again]
Kevin Burke : Ashley, knock it off! You're just lucky I'm not planning a pop quiz. Or am I?
Carrie Moore : Well, I'll just have to take your class again next semester.
Kevin Burke : Okay, no pop quiz.
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Carrie Moore : Kevin, even the President takes off the first day of baseball season.
Kevin Burke : Yeah, well, the President does a lot of things I don't do.
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Kevin Burke : [to Carrie] You're right. A little more fun in my life wouldn't kill me.
Carrie Moore : Great. So do you want to try skydiving?
Kevin Burke : No. See, that might kill me.
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Carrie Moore : [to Kevin] Don't you want to do something spontaneous one time? Just for the fun of it?
Kevin Burke : The last spontaneous thing I did was hire you and I'm still waiting for the fun to start.
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Carrie Moore : This is Mr. Winkie from Winkie Burger.
Matt : Yeah, Carrie's gonna hook him up downstairs outside her front door so people can use him as an intercom.
Kevin Burke : No, she's not. So you wasted your whole day, skipped all your classes, and all you have to show for it is a tubby burger boy?
Carrie Moore : Hey. He's a collector's item.
Kevin Burke : Well, why don't you put him out by the curb so they can come collect him in the morning?
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Kevin Burke : [as he reads Ashley's newspaper article] As for the cheerleaders, their pyramid was shoddy, their splits were a joke, and you could hardly hear the cheers over the flapping of Courtney Collins' thighs.
Ashley Burke : What do you think?
Kevin Burke : Ashley, you can't print that.
Ashley Burke : Why not?
Kevin Burke : You misspelled "shoddy."