Two of a Kind (TV Series)
The Heartbreak Kid (1998)
Sally Wheeler: Carrie Moore
Quotes
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[about Mary-Kate's homing pigeon that never returned]
Carrie : I can't believe the bird just... flew away!
Eddie Fairbanks : Yeah, birds flyin'. Go figure.
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Ashley Burke : I'm so excited. My first antique!
Carrie : My first antique was this great, old rocking chair. I remember I cleaned it up and sold it for twice what I paid.
Mary-Kate Burke : You mean someday Ashley's trunk could be worth eight bucks? Ooh, dare to dream.
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Carrie : Look at the birdcage Mary-Kate picked up.
Kevin Burke : Oh, no.
Mary-Kate Burke : Dad, I know what you're thinking. I haven't had the best luck with animals.
Kevin Burke : Sweetheart, let's be honest. You haven't had any luck with animals.
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Carrie : Well, don't worry. I promise this pet will survive. I'm great with animals. I once had a cat until it was nine.
Kevin Burke : That's not very old for a cat.
Carrie : Oh. Well, I helped raise my little brother and he's still alive.
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Carrie : This is a homing pigeon. It's a foolproof pet. It flies away, it comes back.
Mary-Kate Burke : And the best part is it's too big to get sucked into the vacuum cleaner.
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Kevin Burke : [about the pigeon] Well, Harriet, would you like to be buried in the shade or the sun?
Carrie : Will you stop that? Mary-Kate's string of dead animals is ending with 12.
Kevin Burke : She only lost eleven.
Carrie : Well, we hit a possum on the way home.