Oliver Muirhead: Mr. Montelleone

Quotes 

• Mr. Montelleone : Now, class, I was very disappointed, I must say. Only one student got an A.

  Tiffany Malloy : [assuming it is her, holds out her hand for her paper, but when she takes a look at it, she gasps]  A B?

  Ryan Malloy : A B? Wow! It's like the first time in ten years that you got anything but an A. God, you must feel like dirt. Wait till I tell Paul Zimmerman, school reporter. Maybe I shouldn't say anything, I can keep a secret. By the way, did you know Zimmerman's gay? Did you hear about Amber's yeast infection?

  [Amber takes a swipe at him] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Mr. Monteleone, there must be some mistake here. Oh, I get it. This is a joke. You guys, where's the cameras? Is it April first?

  Mr. Montelleone : It's not a joke, Miss Malloy. Your grade is correct. Amber, you were the only one who got an A.

  Amber Moss : Wait till my parole officer hears about this!