Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : Jack, you know I don't like doing laundry. Why don't you take Ryan for some new clothes, huh? But don't spend too much.

  Ryan Malloy : Mom, I hate those cheap jeans!

  Jennie Malloy : Oh, don't you worry! They'll be designer jeans by morning.

  Ryan Malloy : [sighs]  Not another year wearing Gloria Vanderbilt.

  [to Jack, in the living room:] 

  Ryan Malloy : Dad, the kids at school laugh at me!

  Jack Malloy : Aw, it's not the pants, son. It's what's in them. That's what they're laughing at.

• Ryan Malloy : You sold me out! What kind of a lesson do I learn from that?

  Jack Malloy : [his hand all fatherly on Ryan's shoulder]  A very valuable one, son. Always be the first to lie. That's the one they believe.