Joyce Van Patten: Maureen Slattery

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : Hey, Tiffany, what do you say, you and I go shopping together?

  Tiffany Malloy : With my mother? It's bad enough you were present at my birth.

  Jennie Malloy : [tuts]  Aw, honey, come on! It will give me a chance to steal the labels out of all the designer clothes, and make my Price Plus gowns designer originals.

  Tiffany Malloy : [grandmother enters, wearing ridiculous gown]  My God, Grandma, what on earth are you wearing?

  Maureen Slattery : I don't know. Your mother bought it for me.

  [decides to show off] 

  Maureen Slattery : It's an Armani. Check the label.